If gay people don’t use the phrase “I can’t think straight around you” as a pick up line. I feel like we have missed a genuinely great opportunity.
Girls who don’t receive romantic/sexual attention from boys blame themselves
Boys who don’t receive romantic/sexual attention from girls blame girls
YEAH WHATS WITH THAT
im fuckin crying
It took me several times to see the employee getting massacred by that raft.
so i remember about two weeks ago this guy from my class was like me and my cat are soulmates we’re always together and i thought he’s just weird but then this happened i am 750% done with this place
im good at flirting cause i can turn any conversation sexual. im serious. try me.
cloudy with a chance of MY COCK