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officialanonymoose:

If gay people don’t use the phrase “I can’t think straight around you” as a pick up line. I feel like we have missed a genuinely great opportunity.

(Source: heckayeah)

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galaxie-flower:

disparatre:

Girls who don’t receive romantic/sexual attention from boys blame themselves

Boys who don’t receive romantic/sexual attention from girls blame girls

YEAH WHATS WITH THAT

Photo 4 Jun 189,508 notes elarve:

Take the nudes and go, friend

elarve:

Take the nudes and go, friend

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Photo 4 Jun 391,765 notes phenomenarwhal:

sqvad:

im fuckin crying

It took me several times to see the employee getting massacred by that raft.

phenomenarwhal:

sqvad:

im fuckin crying

It took me several times to see the employee getting massacred by that raft.

Photo 4 Jun 263,545 notes supermassiveasshole:

so i remember about two weeks ago this guy from my class was like me and my cat are soulmates we’re always together and i thought he’s just weird but then this happened i am 750% done with this place

supermassiveasshole:

so i remember about two weeks ago this guy from my class was like me and my cat are soulmates we’re always together and i thought he’s just weird but then this happened i am 750% done with this place

(Source: supermassiveasshole)

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meladoodle:

meladoodle:

im good at flirting cause i can turn any conversation sexual. im serious. try me.

imagecloudy with a chance of MY COCK

(Source: meladoodle)

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scottmcaall:

I might be annoying but atleast my lock screen isn’t a selfie

(Source: otler)

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